- Decide on a home improvement project you think even cavemen would find mind-numbingly easy. For example--but totally hypothetically--changing out your corroding faucet and drain in your downstairs half bathroom for new ones.
- Add on another related project because, hey, if you're going to Lowe's anyway, you might as will kill two birds with one stone. Say, for example, you add on replacing the light fixtures in said bathroom.
- Make sure you spend a long time agonizing over the best "bang-for-buck" products, because everyone loves a good deal, and...you just bought a house recently and are feeling a bit broke, so you don't want to spend more than you have to. It helps during this step to pretend as though you really believe this might be your only trip to Lowe's for this project. Hah.
- Get home and--this is crucial to playing the game correctly--immediately remember at least 3 things you forgot to get while you were there, making the project(s) un-finishable in one day like you'd hoped.
- But hey, you're tough. Setbacks, schmetbacks. You know not to get frustrated THAT easily. So, you continue on with the project anyway, knowing you won't finish but believing that you'll get close to completion today and simply finish up tomorrow. Or, more realistically, next week.
- As soon as you get started, definitely make sure something breaks or doesn't work the way you thought it would, adding a bunch of extra work to the "simple" project. For instance, again, a totally hypothetical example, you realize a few of the screws you need to take out are completely corroded and (adding insult to injury) totally unreachable without completely disassembling the sink and taking it off the wall, which then adds scraping, sanding, and re-painting the wall to the list of things you now have to do to complete the project.
- Then, return to the store for the things you forgot, and the new supplies you now need for scraping, sanding, and painting. Sigh.
- For good measure, make sure at least a couple things you bought for a great deal and were excited about totally don't work like you thought they would. Maybe, for example, the faucet you bought looks way too small for the sink you're putting it on (because you were trying to be thrifty and bought the cheapest one they had), causing yet another trip to the store.
- One last thing, and this is very important: make sure every step takes at least 4 times longer than you anticipated.
Anyone else played this game before? We're totally addicted.
***DISCLAIMER: All examples, persons, and situations represented in this post are completely fictitious. Any similarity to real-life events is purely coincidental. Also, any sarcasm sensed in this post is 100% imaginary.***
Oh, hey, on a totally unrelated note, here's a photo of the new faucet, drain, and light fixtures we installed in our downstairs half-bathroom this week. Aren't they great? :)














